By Ezra Stead

In case you missed it, there was a fun little game trending on Twitter over the weekend, with the hashtag “Explain A Film Plot Badly.” It’s kind of similar to this old thing I wrote. Here are the ones I came up with, in order of when they were tweeted (answers can be found in the tags for this article, but I think you’ll get ’em all):

Kevin Spacey has a nice time drinking coffee and telling stories to a grumpy policeman.

Sigourney Weaver risks her life to save a cat.

Sam Neill learns to like children after being forced to keep two of them from being eaten.

Kevin Spacey really hates fat people, among others.

Baxter is a dog who can speak Spanish and converse with bears.

Sinbad goes to jail after trying to buy his son a toy at Christmastime.

Kyle Reese is a motherf**ker.

Crybaby orphan beats people up while wearing tights and a cape.

Shiftless bowling aficionado acquires new carpet.

Group of friends overcome their differences to murder a common enemy with a boulder.

Young man fights with his dad and kisses his sister in outer space.

Man dies from looking at snow globe.

Hippie woman falls in love with retarded man, dies of AIDS.

Irritating teenager with improbable name spawns baby that looks like Michael Cera.

Leonardo DiCaprio is obsessed with a dreidel.

Ezra Stead is the Head Editor for MoviesIDidn’tGet.com. Ezra is also a screenwriter, actor, filmmaker, rapper, and aspiring stand-up comic who has been previously published in print and online, as well as writing, directing and acting in numerous short films and two features. A Minneapolis native, Ezra currently lives in New York City.

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